Sean Bean
I would not want Sharpe mad at me, he knows too much about swords...
Actor SEAN BEAN's car has been stolen by a gang of criminals who target the rich and famous - just days after his London house was burgled.

But here's the good news:
Bean - who is set to return to his role as swashbuckling Sharpe for ITV...

Pirates Stars To Join Yacht Race

Pirates Of The Caribbean stars Keira Knightley, Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom are taking to the high seas for real to promote the second movie in the series.They will help to crew a boat - named the Black Pearl after the pirate ship in the film - taking part in a round-the-world yacht race in an inventive publicity stunt.The Hollywood trio are doing it to coincide with the release of the sequel, Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
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What a rough life

A spokesman revealed: "We will be laying on Egyptian cotton sheets, freshly cut flowers and special menus for each star."